What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claus-trophobia!
What will you suffer from if you eat the decorations?
Tinselitis
What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
He got 25 days!
What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just can’t beat it
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
“It’s Christmas, Eve!”
Did you hear about the man and wife in bed on Christmas night? They hear a noise above them and she says "Is that rain, dear?"
Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
Their days are numbered
How did Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of Christmas passed!
What do you call a bunch of grand masters showing off in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
