Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ’ho ho ho’!
What’s the first thing Santa’s little helpers learn in school?
The elf-abet
Bob Phillips speaks of the three stages of man at Christmas:
1. You believe in Father Christmas
2. You don't believe in Father Christmas
3. You are Father Christmas
Christmas really is a magical time of year. We just watched all our money magically disappear.
What did the ewe say to her lambs for Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!
What do dogs say for Christmas?
Fleas Navidad.
What’s the difference between knights and reindeer?
You see knights slaying dragons and you see reindeer draggin sleighs.
