- How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing – it was on the house
- How did the bauble know that she was addicted to Christmas? She’d been hooked on Christmas trees all her life.
- What do you call a blind reindeer? No-eye deer.
- What do you call a blind reindeer with no legs? Still no-eye deer.
- How did Scrooge win the football game? The Ghost of Christmas passed.
- I have this incredible ability to predict what’s inside a wrapped present. It’s a gift.
- The Christmas jumper my kids gave me last year kept picking up static electricity. I took it back and exchanged it for another one – free of charge.
- I got a universal remote control for Christmas. This changes everything.
- I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
- The only Christmas present that I got this year was a deck of sticky playing cards. I find that very hard to deal with.
(Did you know that Santa actually only had two reindeer? Rudolph and Olive (the other reindeer))
