There are only 24 letters in the Christmas alphabet. There’s no L!
Not saying I live in a rough area but just bought an advent calendar and half the windows are boarded up!
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish
Two snowmen in a field, one turned to the other and said "I don't know about you but I can smell carrots!"
What goes "oh oh oh"?
Santa walking backwards.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
My wife asked me if we could have something more 'Christmassy' on the television. So I put FIFA on and played in snowy conditions.
What's black and white and red all over? Santa covered with chimney soot.
